Ashnikko - Teeny Tiny (Lyrical Breakdown)

I think the song is about that feeling when you have a fight with your significant other and you guys break up. And that makes you feel spiteful and escapistic. Your brain sort of short-circuits and you act out of emotions instead of common sense.
"I'm single now, let me drunk dance on the tabletops / just let me be wild now, just let me be hysterical / the old me is dead and gone, I just up and buried her, like..." you know? (The quote is from Hi It's Me by Ashnikko.)

You go out all night, get super drunk and sleep with a stranger - just because you're single now, so you're allowed to, you answer to no one, and because doing so is "fun". Sure, it can be fun. But it won't fix your broken heart. It's a distraction from the pain and doesn't help you actually deal with those emotions. Similarly to when a guy gets dumped and his friends take him to a strip club or hire him a prostitute. They're a rebound, they fix nothing.
Not to mention that women tend to do this less, because it's not safe. A man has quite little to worry about with one-night stands. If he's scared of STDs, he can wear a condom. If he's scared of her catching feelings, he needs to make sure she doesn't know his real name or address or anything like that. Women need to factor in 1) A guy saying they'll use a condom but not doing so, because it's "better" for him 2) Even if he uses a condom, there's about a 1% chance she might still get pregnant 3) He's physically stronger and therefore poses a threat. He might rape her (commit sexual acts she said no to), he might torture her, he might kill her, he might be in organized crime and traffic her, or film her without her consent and post that online, or blackmail her with that. 99% of rapes and 95% of homicides are committed by men. If a woman were to attack a man, he could fight her off much easier. And a man being filmed without his consent - first of all, I'm sure it happens to some extent and it's never ok - still doesn't carry the same social stigma than when a woman is being filmed without her consent. It doesn't ruin his life socially like it does for a woman. 
Either this song is an escapistic sexual day dream for her, or she's self-destructive.

Most of the song is very straight-forward and self-explanatory, but here are some lines I want to (try and) explain. These are my interpretation, she hasn't explained these lyrics anywhere yet, apart from this being a more light-hearted song to twerk to, rather than high-fantasy concept art like Weedkiller. And, sure, I agree with her. I mean, it's her song, she's a better judge at what a song is about, or if it's about anything. But art is subjective. I'm allowed to read into lyrics and their meaning if I want to.

I tuck my lip gloss in my boot, bitch, I am here to work

1. An alliteration, both "boot" and "bitch" start with a B

2. She's a prostitute, a slut, a bitch

3.  She's calling the listener a bitch

I whip my truck like a go kart

She wants my cryogenic cold heart

I'm a rose quartz rockstar

Tranquilize me with a blow dart

 Cryogenic is under -150C, very very cold.

Rose quartz is the stone of unconditional love. It's also a healing crystal, which supports emotional/relationship healing and inspires compassion.

The ex, "she", wants Ash's heart, but Ash is cold, the love is unconditional. You can't tame Ash and make them settle down.

Wish I had two tongues

1. Sexual

2. Talking

Looking for someone hung

Pink dick like bubblegum

 She has a song called Bubblegum, where bubblegum is the color of (presumably) female areolas (=the edges of the nipples). This was back when she had broken up with her boyfriend and hadn't yet met Arlo, her ex-girlfriend that this song is about. Sleeping with a man after breaking up with a girlfriend makes for better escapism. 

DJ me until I'm numb

For anyone in need for further instructions:  Scene Queen - FINGER (Official Music Video)

Suck me Dyson hoover dumb

1. Sucking the clitoris so much she can't think straight anymore and forgets about her ex.

2. Sucking like a vacuum cleaner, a hoover. Dyson is a brand of vacuum cleaners.

I wanna fall for someone new

Fuck in the bathroom, super cute 

Thumbelina, dragon fruit

I'm magnetic, you want me too

Thumbelina is small and cute

Dragon fruit is spiky on the outside, sweet on the inside.
Dragon fruit flowers symbolize strenght & renewal.

Ahh, ahh, ahh, so sex and the city

1. The tv show

2. Literally sex and the city 

I know it'll fix me 

No it won't. It'll just distract you from the heartbreak for a moment.

I'm like a bitch in heat, in the desert with a thirst

Bitch is a female dog, and dogs are sometimes in heat, they mate a lot.

If a human is "in heat", horny, they're said to be "thirsty". 

A desert is a place with plenty of heat, which makes people and dogs thirsty, wanting water.

So it's a triple? Or a double at least.

1) A dog in heat, mating.

2) A human who's horny, thirsty.

3) A desert that's hot, making mammals crave water.

The desert makes her EXTRA thirsty, lol.